I haven’t put anything humorous on this site in a long time. I received this in an email from Strathcona Animal Bedding and thought I would share.
If you text and own horses you will find this amusing. I did.
Horse Texting Definitions
OOF – Out of Hay
LAS – Lost a Shoe
HJBM – Horse Just Bit Me (It happens)
FOMHL – Fell Off My Horse Laughing (Experienced this when someone texted me while riding)
FTC - Forgot The Carrots
MIHA – Mare’s In Heat Again (The 15th of every month like clockwork)
IPTA – I’ll Pick up Tennis Instead (It’s cheaper than horses)
LWW – Lesson Went Well (I will use this when it happens)
MSMBO – Mud Sucked My Boot Off
HSIH - Horse Snot in Hair (Wouldn’t work for me, I get it on my shirt)
HAO – Hay All Over (Oy you should see the trailer after a trip)
HIMB – Hay in My Bra (Again, not for me)
PIHH – Pooh Induced Half Halt
UD – Unplanned Dismount (Fell off)
PTTDG – Praying to the Dirt God (Fell off)
MMM – Master Manure Mucker (Experienced Shit Picker Upper)
OOM – Out of Money (Life story of most horse owner)
MHTS – More Horses Than Sense
BAHHFDP – Bought Another Horse Husband Filed Divorce Papers (H can be changed to W for men)
BAHWFDP – Bought Another Horse Wife Filed Divorce Papers
GBBF – Got Board Bill, Fainted (I get reasonable board… plus plus plus)
GFBF – Got Farrier Bill, Fainted (4 shoes $150 – $200 installed)
HRHCF – Husband Realized Horse Costs, FAINTED! (Change H to W for men)
SLH – Smell Like Horse
HTNHFH – Hiding The New Horse From Hubby (H can be changed to W for wifey)
WWFNS – Will Work For New Saddle (I actually would. I bought another horse and need another saddle)
AROGC Arena Rained Out – Going Crazy (Too much mud can’t ride)
SSB – Saddle Sore Butt
ALIGAR – At Least I Got A Ribbon
NLT – No Lesson Today
HGR – Have a Great Ride
R2R – Ready to Ride
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